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Includes 10 cards & 11 matching envelopes.

DSM 1980: It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset... • DSM 1904: Dear Stress, I'm sorry, but this just isn't working for me anymore... You're too high maintenance, so I want to break up. (Inside) <3, Me.  • DSM 880: Masquerading as a normal person, after day, after day... (Inside) ...well, it's just exhausting. • DSM 877: "Last week the preacher said I should be thinking more about the Hereafter..." (Inside) "Well, I told him I'm covered because every time I walk into a room - I ask myself '...what the heck am I here after?'" • DSM 873: A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen... • DSM 1300: We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die...•  DSM 1338: Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon the time of the month... (Inside) For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is in the other time of the month, (or especially if she is menopausal...), she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and an ax lodged in his forehead... while he is on fire. No further studies are expected... • DSM 884: "Ever since I've gone into denial..." (Inside) "Well, I just feel terrific!"  • DSM 1823: "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... Please make him rich and make him tall..." (Inside) "...and make him fun to be with, and smart, and handsome, and sexy, and sensitive, and loving, and kind to animals, and a good cook, and a great father, and no video games, and interesting, and tidy and handy around the house, and... Oh, heck, just make him nothing like the last one!!" DSM 1819: In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed...

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