We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die.
Frankly, I think our friends are God's way of apologizing for some of the relatives we got. Inside Blank
A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."
"Masquerading as a normal person...day, after day, after day..." (Inside) "...well, it's just exhausting."
DSM3747-Z - Women's Humor Card
(Front) "Seriously? You really need me to explain multi-tasking? It's why men can't have babies." (Inside) "...because the poor dears could never manage to push AND scream all at the same time." • Made in the USA...
DSM3764-Z - Women's Humor Card
(Front) "So, that's when I had to tell her you know, that Linda person? Well, it really was kinder to just say... (Inside) "...the truth about that outfit. Don't you think? Besides which, there's so much more I could have said...
DSM3650-W - Humor Card
(Front) ...lots of new recipes in here today... Harvey really likes a homemade meal every night. What are you making for Tom?" (Inside) "Well, according to my motto, probably a can of soup. Remember? if the microwave is involved.....
DSM3440B - Women's Humor Card
"The girls from the steno pool would often lunch together in the park, occasionally dreaming of a man who shares their muli-tasking skills at things like cooking and changing diapers, and..." (Inside) "Then they would wake up...
DSM3422 - Women's Humor Card
"Oh, I suppose chasing around after a cute Boy Toy now and then is a nice enough diversion..." (Inside) "...but there's just nothing like a man of any age who can do his own laundry." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
DSM1904 - Humor Card
"Dear Stress, I'm sorry, but this just isn't working for me anymore... You're too high maintenance, so I want to break up." (Inside) "Me." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
DSM3312B - Humor Card
"In some recent survey supposedly a majority of women admitted they were a nicer person on a "Good Hair Day"... (Inside) "Yah, well, I think all those survey people can Kiss my Great Aunt Fanny's fanny." • Made in the USA...
DSM3336D - Humor Card
"After taking the morning off from the factory, MaryLou grabs a quick snooze on a park bench while imagining..." (Inside) "...a world in which no man is ever born allergic to vacuum cleaners and dish soap."
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA