Women's Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 716

    DSM 716

    Since ladies neither belch, nor snore, nor pass gas... (Inside) We simply must nag, or we'll blow up!

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  • DSM 706

    DSM 706

    It's true... (Inside) "I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...

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  • DSM 838

    DSM 838

    So, what is the absolute sexiest position in which a woman could hope to find a man? (Inside) Vacuuming.

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  • DSM 404

    DSM 404

    "Okay, Madge...picture this: ...me...on the couch...naked...waiting for Henry in my 'love dress'... "So, Martha... what happened next?" (Inside) "Well, Henry said... '...your love dress needs ironing, Martha... so, what's for supper?'"

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  • DSM 884

    DSM 884

    "Ever since I've gone into denial..." (Inside) "Well, I just feel terrific!"

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  • DSM 870

    DSM 870

    "I just think you can't say that I'm nagging..." (Inside) "...especially since I'm always right."

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  • DSM 874

    DSM 874

    Some days are just a total waste of makeup. (Inside) So how are you?

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  • DSM 890

    DSM 890

    "Well, he did seem to have a lot of potential..." (Inside) "...and I'm sure I'll always cherish the misconceptions I had of him."

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  • DSM 828A

    DSM 828A

    Support hose, hot flashes, mood swings... (Inside) ...bunions, thinning hair, cataracts, "sagging everything," cellulite, liver spots... we just have so darn much to look forward to!

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  • DSM 1026

    DSM 1026

    It's high time we all stop wasting so much energy trying to be "politically correct" about menopause... (Inside) ...a hot flash is not a 'power surge' - it's just a darned, annoying hot flash. Basically, menopause really sucks.

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  • DSM 1211

    DSM 1211

    "Yeah, well maybe you think of it as having a big butt..." (Inside) "...while I just prefer to think of it as having 'a very sturdy foundation'."

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  • DSM 820A

    DSM 820A

    What's a gal to do when she finds her "ex" writing on the ground in terrible agony? (Inside) Well, DUHHH!! Shoot him again!

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