"Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..."
"Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."
"I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...
"Okay, Madge...picture this: ...me...on the couch...naked...waiting for Henry in my 'love dress'... "So, Martha... what happened next?" (Inside) "Well, Henry said... '...your love dress needs ironing, Martha... so, what's for supper?'"