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DSM 1980
It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset.
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DSM 1909
Decades of dedicated research yield fascinating findings: A man's idea of the Perfect Woman: 38-24-36 A woman's idea of the Perfect Man: (Inside)
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DSM 1533
"I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that, so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone." (Inside) "But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have...
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DSM 1822
Important Tips for Every Woman: •Find a man who will gladly help with housework and will keep a job. •Find a man who makes you laugh. •Find a man you can count on and who won't lie to you. •Find a man who loves you and will spoil you...
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DSM 1750
It seems to be coming from everywhere! Doctors, the media... Fitness, Fitness, FITNESS!! (Inside) I am certainly not in any shape to be exercising!!!
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DSM 1736
Dear Lord, I need some help with patience; and I probably need a little help with finances... (Inside) ...but most of all, Lord, please help me to accept the many, many things that can't be fixed at the salon.
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DSM 1702
Seriously... if stress burned calories, we'd all be a Size 2! (Inside) But alas, it don't and we ain't.
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DSM 796
In a world without men, there would be no football or crime... (Inside) ...and lots of pudgy, happy women who never felt compelled to shave their legs.
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DSM 794
Chocolate, Coffee and Men... Some things are just better 'rich'. (Inside) pass it on.
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DSM 809
"Well, you know what they say..." (Inside) "...if Mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. And if Papa ain't happy? Well, ain't nobody really cares."
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DSM 787
"My mom insists that she's not getting fat..." (Inside) "She says that she has become a Cellulite Enthusiast."
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DSM 783
"Oh, Helen... It was such a shock to hear the doctor say that if your Herbert doesn't make love at least three times a day - he'll die." (Inside) "I know, Dear, we'll all miss him."
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Women's Humor
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA