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DSM 1300
We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die.
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DSM 873
A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."
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DSM3809-V - Women's Humor Card
(Front) "Oh, Hi, yeah... so, I was wondering if I were to eat something with a whole lotta calories, but I'm hiding in a closet when I eat it..." (Inside) "...would it still be considering fattening?" • Made in the USA...
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DSM3827-V - Women's Humor Card
(Front) Oh, yes, everybody at the funeral heard Jane's tearful report about Fred's multiple affairs before he died. And now we're discussing what we might do in her place..." (Inside) "Well, I don't know about you, Pearl, but I'd dig up...
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DSM3832-V - Women's Humor Card
(Front) "I'm quite serious, Alice: Your Ben will do just about anything you want him to do." (Inside) "Yes... well as long as he thinks it was his idea." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM3747-Z - Women's Humor Card
(Front) "Seriously? You really need me to explain multi-tasking? It's why men can't have babies." (Inside) "...because the poor dears could never manage to push AND scream all at the same time." • Made in the USA...
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DSM3764-Z - Women's Humor Card
(Front) "So, that's when I had to tell her you know, that Linda person? Well, it really was kinder to just say... (Inside) "...the truth about that outfit. Don't you think? Besides which, there's so much more I could have said...
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DSM3440B - Women's Humor Card
"The girls from the steno pool would often lunch together in the park, occasionally dreaming of a man who shares their muli-tasking skills at things like cooking and changing diapers, and..." (Inside) "Then they would wake up...
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DSM3422 - Women's Humor Card
"Oh, I suppose chasing around after a cute Boy Toy now and then is a nice enough diversion..." (Inside) "...but there's just nothing like a man of any age who can do his own laundry." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM3312B - Humor Card
"In some recent survey supposedly a majority of women admitted they were a nicer person on a "Good Hair Day"... (Inside) "Yah, well, I think all those survey people can Kiss my Great Aunt Fanny's fanny." • Made in the USA...
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DSM3336D - Humor Card
"After taking the morning off from the factory, MaryLou grabs a quick snooze on a park bench while imagining..." (Inside) "...a world in which no man is ever born allergic to vacuum cleaners and dish soap."
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DSM 1819
In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed.
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Women's Humor
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA