Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1533

    "I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that, so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone." (Inside) "But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have...

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  • DSM 1018

    Sometimes I say dirty words and then I feel bad... (Inside) But every time I say that dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate and then I feel much better!

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  • DSM 1026

    It's high time we all stop wasting so much energy trying to be "politically correct" about menopause... (Inside) ...a hot flash is not a 'power surge' - it's just a darned, annoying hot flash. Basically, menopause really sucks.

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  • DSM 1036

    You know, they've done a lot of research about this stuff and found that about 90% of families are dysfunctional... (Inside) ...and the other 10% are just in denial.

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  • DSM 1104

    "Well, bless her heart, I suppose the poor girl can't help being ugly..." (Inside) "...but then, she could have stayed home."

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  • DSM 1114

    Somebody's having a birthday - which means they're another year older, maybe a little deeper in debt, with a few more wrinkles and maybe some more gray hairs, too... (Inside) ...really sucks to be you, don't it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 1211

    "Yeah, well maybe you think of it as having a big butt..." (Inside) "...while I just prefer to think of it as having 'a very sturdy foundation'."

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  • DSM 1213

    "I should probably spend more time at the gym..." (Inside) "...but I'm afraid I'm just fundamentally opposed to organized exercise."

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  • DSM 1231

    "Some women are born to shop, while others are born to be rich. Still others are born to be beautiful..." (Inside) "...but me, I was just born to bitch!"

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  • DSM 1244

    "I am not sulking..." (Inside) "...I'm just settin' here lookin' like I'm sulking."

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  • DSM 1245

    "I don't think I'm all the way crazy yet..." (Inside) "...my sanity's just frayed a little bit around the edges."

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