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DSM 890
"Well, he did seem to have a lot of potential..." (Inside) "...and I'm sure I'll always cherish the misconceptions I had of him."
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DSM 892
Just when you think that things can't get worse, you realize... (Inside) Martha Stewart could be your Mother-In-Law.
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DSM 828A
Support hose, hot flashes, mood swings... (Inside) ...bunions, thinning hair, cataracts, "sagging everything," cellulite, liver spots... we just have so darn much to look forward to!
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DSM 1011
DON'T EVER SLEEP! (Inside) (...the clowns will eat you...)
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DSM 1026
It's high time we all stop wasting so much energy trying to be "politically correct" about menopause... (Inside) ...a hot flash is not a 'power surge' - it's just a darned, annoying hot flash. Basically, menopause really sucks.
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DSM 1036
You know, they've done a lot of research about this stuff and found that about 90% of families are dysfunctional... (Inside) ...and the other 10% are just in denial.
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DSM 1211
"Yeah, well maybe you think of it as having a big butt..." (Inside) "...while I just prefer to think of it as having 'a very sturdy foundation'."
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DSM 1213
"I should probably spend more time at the gym..." (Inside) "...but I'm afraid I'm just fundamentally opposed to organized exercise."
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DSM 820A
What's a gal to do when she finds her "ex" writing on the ground in terrible agony? (Inside) Well, DUHHH!! Shoot him again!
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DSM 895
"The world sure has changed..." (Inside) "...back in our day, 'safe sex' meant not getting caught by your parents."
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DSM 889
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall..." (Inside) "I have become my mother, after all."
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DSM 1276
Internet dating can be a lot like that movie, The Wizard of Oz, only different... (Inside) ...Dragons, and Fairies, and Toads, OH MY!!!
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Humor
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA