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DSM 716
Since ladies neither belch, nor snore, nor pass gas... (Inside) We simply must nag, or we'll blow up!
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DSM 713
"Good Heavens, Madge; I just can't believe you have to ask why I'm on two diets now!" (Inside) "Because I didn't get enough to eat on just one!"
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DSM 711A
While at Catholic Academy, we received an excellent education and we learned the value of discipline. But most of all... (Inside) ...we learned to love the taste of soap.
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DSM 706
It's true... (Inside) "I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...
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DSM 838
So, what is the absolute sexiest position in which a woman could hope to find a man? (Inside) Vacuuming.
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DSM 837
"Percy, does this ensemble make me look fat?" (Inside) "No, Dear, it's not the ensemble."
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DSM 883
"Ex-lovers..." (Inside) "...make great speed bumps."
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DSM 678
The pond... Midnight... (Inside) Be there.
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DSM 677
It's true... (Inside) I do my own nude scenes.
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DSM 462
Housework is evil! (Inside) It must be stopped!
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DSM 432
PSST! (Inside) You know... No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat. Oh, they're very unrepentant.
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DSM 406
Oh, sure... Back then I could eat chocolate: (Inside) But now, I just rub it on my thighs. (well, that's where it always ends up)
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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA