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DSM 1303
You will always be my friend... (Inside) ...you know too much!
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DSM 1421
There's only one thing that could be better than a good friend like you... (Inside) ...and that's a good friend with chocolate!
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DSM 804
"Just so you know - I'm really a size 10..." (Inside) "I just keep it covered up with fat so it never gets dusty or scratched Really."
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DSM 796
In a world without men, there would be no football or crime... (Inside) ...and lots of pudgy, happy women who never felt compelled to shave their legs.
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DSM 794
Chocolate, Coffee and Men... Some things are just better 'rich'. (Inside) pass it on.
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DSM 793
"So that's when I said... and while you're at it..." (Inside) ...You can just kiss the other side, too."
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DSM 405
"What we want to know is..." (Inside) "...exactly how much fun can we have before we go straight to heck?"
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DSM 809
"Well, you know what they say..." (Inside) "...if Mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. And if Papa ain't happy? Well, ain't nobody really cares."
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DSM 787
"My mom insists that she's not getting fat..." (Inside) "She says that she has become a Cellulite Enthusiast."
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DSM 783
"Oh, Helen... It was such a shock to hear the doctor say that if your Herbert doesn't make love at least three times a day - he'll die." (Inside) "I know, Dear, we'll all miss him."
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DSM 782
Sure... Martha Stewart grows her own corn, probably weaves her own linen sheets, and she's like - a gazillionaire... (Inside) ...and the rest of us have a sex life.
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DSM 780
Why should I add to my stress level by facing reality? Inside Blank
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Humor
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA