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DSM 2555
My "Bible Studies" often leave me looking rather well polished. (Inside) And yes, I do believe the fun had during this dishonesty is well worth my punishment in the afterlife. • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 2553
Sometimes I feel like I'm in a perpetual state of disappointment... My reasonably low expectations and needs are seldom met, while one monotonous day just blends into the next, and tomorrow doesn't look very promising, either... (Inside) So, is a...
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DSM 1823
"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... Please make him rich and make him tall..." (Inside) "...and make him fun to be with, and smart, and handsome, and sexy, and sensitive, and loving, and kind to animals, and a good cook, and a great father, and no video...
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DSM 1822
Important Tips for Every Woman: •Find a man who will gladly help with housework and will keep a job. •Find a man who makes you laugh. •Find a man you can count on and who won't lie to you. •Find a man who loves you and will spoil you...
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DSM 1820
I hate to admit it, but I can actually remember a day when I didn't bitch or nag, or even whine about anything. (Inside) But come to think of it, it was just that one day... and then I got married.
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DSM 1750
It seems to be coming from everywhere! Doctors, the media... Fitness, Fitness, FITNESS!! (Inside) I am certainly not in any shape to be exercising!!!
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DSM 1736
Dear Lord, I need some help with patience; and I probably need a little help with finances... (Inside) ...but most of all, Lord, please help me to accept the many, many things that can't be fixed at the salon.
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DSM 1767
Chocolate... now that's the answer! (Inside) (who gives a crap what the question is!!!)
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DSM 1745
A penny for your thoughts... (Inside) (50¢ if they're naughty!)
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DSM 1727
Since it's your birthday, I guess you can "do/think/feel/say" pretty much whatever you want. (Inside) As for me... well, I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. It's just easier that way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the...
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DSM 736
Just wanted you all to know... (Inside) The marriage counseling seems to be working.
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DSM 842
"Good, so you completely understand..." (Inside) "...from the day you get married until the day you die, you will never be right again."• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA