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DSM1904 - Humor Card
"Dear Stress, I'm sorry, but this just isn't working for me anymore... You're too high maintenance, so I want to break up." (Inside) "Me." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM3312B - Humor Card
"In some recent survey supposedly a majority of women admitted they were a nicer person on a "Good Hair Day"... (Inside) "Yah, well, I think all those survey people can Kiss my Great Aunt Fanny's fanny." • Made in the USA...
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DSM3336D - Humor Card
"After taking the morning off from the factory, MaryLou grabs a quick snooze on a park bench while imagining..." (Inside) "...a world in which no man is ever born allergic to vacuum cleaners and dish soap."
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DSM 1819
In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed.
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DSM 1980
It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset.
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DSM 1909
Decades of dedicated research yield fascinating findings: A man's idea of the Perfect Woman: 38-24-36 A woman's idea of the Perfect Man: (Inside)
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DSM 1533
"I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that, so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone." (Inside) "But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have...
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DSM1047
May the light always find you on a dreary day, When you need to be home, may you find your way... (Inside) May you always have courage to take a chance, And may you never find frongs in your underpants. • Made in the USA...
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DSM 3076
It's just one of those funny things people say... "You know, you can go to hell for lying about your age..." (Inside) But don't you worry: I'm driving that bus, so I'll save you a seat! (us girls gotta stick together) HAPPY...
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DSM 3040
"Oh, you're absolutely right, Trudy, it is a darned good thing that men don't give birth..." (Inside) "...given their inherent inability to multitask, there's simply no way that any man could push and scream at the same time...
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DSM 3022
"Sometimes, I'm really grateful that people can't hear what I'm thinking..." (Inside) Because I might be unemployed or divorced, or on my way to jail for plotting murder". • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 2552
"My husband said if I don't stop spending so much money and gas and time on grocery shopping and cooking, we might just have to eat out more often." (Inside) "The unreasonable brute!" - "Yes, isn't it just amazing how generous they can be when they...
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Humor
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA