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DSM 1412
I admit it... I cheat on my diet. (Inside) But thankfully, the guilt I feel does seem to be burning a few extra calories.
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DSM 1659
Oh, get over yourself! You heard what I said, "_ _ _ T HAPPENS!" (Inside) Yes, that's right... "D U S T HAPPENS!" Deal with it.
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DSM 1640
So, I was just wondering... do you think this hat makes my butt look big? (Inside) Oh...
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DSM 1651
Feelin' kind blue? Need a little pick-me-up? (Inside) Well, you just never, EVER underestimate the awesome power of pitchin' a good, old-fashioned Hissy Fit!!!
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DSM 823
"Well, I've just pondered and pondered..." (Inside) "...and I still can't believe you're that old!! You look fabulous." HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1114
Somebody's having a birthday - which means they're another year older, maybe a little deeper in debt, with a few more wrinkles and maybe some more gray hairs, too... (Inside) ...really sucks to be you, don't it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1403
The bad news is, it's your birthday again and you're old. But the good news is... (Inside) ...there's no more bad news! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1331
It is, after all, your birthday, so do what you want. And if anyone gives you a hard time about being old... (Inside) ...you just hit 'em with your cane. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1507
Obviously, my 'fountain of youth' has made the years just fall away... ...and my hair and my teeth, and a few other things... (Inside) But enough about me ~ let's talk about you, because... It's your Birthday!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1643
Behold... the many lovely faces of You... (Inside) (darn shame they're all your age) HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1046
If it's true that "a clean house is the sign of a dull woman..." (Inside) ...well, then I guess I must be one heck of a hell-raisin', ass-kickin', 'been around the block' kinda woman of the world! Housework is Evil!!!
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DSM 1234
Whatever happens with the Girlfriends... ...stays with the Girlfriends. (Inside) WHEW!!!
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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA