Recent studies have resulted in a redefined definition of success:
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Success at 3 years old = not piddling your pants; 13 = having a friend 16 7/8 = having a drivers license 21 = getting to drink legally 35 = having money in the bank 50 = having more money in the bank 60 = having sex 70 = having a drivers license 80 = having some friends still alive... And at the ripe old age of 90 years old, SUCCESS just has to be not piddling your pants.
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