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DSM 1345
I always wanted someone to have their way with me... (Inside) ...but I hadn't figured on it being gravity!
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DSM 1304
Instead of always tryin' to keep up with 'The Jones'..." (Inside) ...let's just drag 'em down to our level!!
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DSM 1301
I decided that I'm not going to worry about dieting anymore. I'm going to accept myself, and love me just as I am... (Inside) Besides, plump girls are harder to kidnap.
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DSM 1535
"So, tell the truth: Is it me, or has the whole world become a festival of idiots!" (Inside) Oh...
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DSM 1523
Just remember that in life, it's not about how much we have... it's about how much we love. (Inside) So you give me everything you have... and I'll love you even more!
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DSM 1501
"Well, I suppose you could just call me 'Princess'...." (Inside) ...although I prefer the phrase... 'Madam Queen Goddess of her Most Royal Highest... please, may I buy you diamonds?' But I know you meant well."
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DSM 1522
"There aren't many things I'm really sure of, but I am quite certain that..." (Inside) ...life is just too darned short to dance with ugly men.
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DSM 1521
"You're asking if I think that dress makes you look fat?" (Inside) "Well, let me see... ...does this hat make me look stupid?"
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DSM 1416
An interesting new study revealed surprising results regarding how women feel about their asses; 30% think they're too fat... 10% think they're too skinny... (Inside) ...and the remaining 60% say they don't care because they love him, he's a good man,...
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DSM 1415
I am certainly NOT overweight! (Inside) I'm simply 'under-tall', a bit.
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DSM 1414
Believe it on not, there are places in the world where big butts and cellulite are considered to be sexy... (Inside) Oh, Happy Day! Somewhere, there's a place for us!
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DSM 1412
I admit it... I cheat on my diet. (Inside) But thankfully, the guilt I feel does seem to be burning a few extra calories.
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Dear Sweet Memories
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA