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DSM 783
"Oh, Helen... It was such a shock to hear the doctor say that if your Herbert doesn't make love at least three times a day - he'll die." (Inside) "I know, Dear, we'll all miss him."
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DSM 782
Sure... Martha Stewart grows her own corn, probably weaves her own linen sheets, and she's like - a gazillionaire... (Inside) ...and the rest of us have a sex life.
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DSM 780
Why should I add to my stress level by facing reality? Inside Blank
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DSM 778
"Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..." (Inside) "Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."
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DSM 766
"Oh, don't waste any more time looking for a sensitive, honest, financially secure, emotionally stable man with a cute butt..." (Inside) "Most of them already have a boyfriend."
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DSM 761
"Grammy says that relatives and fish stink after three days..." (Inside) "But Grampa says most of the time it don't take that long."
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DSM 740
"Alimony..." (Inside) "It's a good thing."
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DSM 735
For centuries now... (Inside) ...beer has been helping homely people to find love.
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DSM 758
"Oh, I heartily agree with your opinion of football, Millie..." (Inside) "...you give them each their own football and they'll quit fighting over the fool thing and come home."
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DSM 576
Go, Goddess, GO!!! (Inside) god-dess: (gad'is) n.1) a female god; 2) a woman greatly admired and valued, as for her beauty and special talents. (so you go, Goddess, Go!!!)
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DSM 843
Lord, Please help me to remember that nothing is going to happen to me today that You and I together can't handle. (Inside) Whew!
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DSM 839
I certainly don't suffer from insanity... (Inside) ...I enjoy every single minute of it!!
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Dear Sweet Memories
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA