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Birthdays

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1912

    It's your Birthday and now you're Old... (Inside) Have a Bawl. Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1049

    As a Fairy Godmother, there are so many wonderful things to help out with... raising saggy butts, getting rid of gray hair, oh, and my personal favorite, wiping out those pesky wrinkles..." (Inside) "...but at your age, I'm afraid there isn't much that...

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  • DSM 1202

    Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened!! (Inside) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1975

    Three Cheers for the Birthday Girl!!!! But just remember... (Inside) This is what can happen to girls who party too much on their Birthdays: Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1978

    OFFICIAL DEFINITION OF A BIRTHDAY: A day to blow out the candles and make a wish... (Inside) ...and a whole year to make that wish come true. Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1735

    CAUTION: Objects in mirror may appear older. (Inside) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1989

    I immediately thought of you when I read today's headline! (Inside) Yeah, I didn't believe it, either... Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 2512

    I appreciate your special spark of madness. (Inside) Never change a thing! Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1959

    Ahhh... A little past Speed-Dating... (Inside) ...and rapidly approaching Carbon-Dating... Happy Birthday, Anyway• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 2515

    Some Birthdays can be described in two words: Big Whoop. (Inside) I sure hope this doesn't ring true about YOUR birthday... Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1004

    ...you know, in order to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired through the years. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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