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DSM3101
While it may seem like a very rational solution to a desperate situation... (Inside) ...unfortunately that Birthday Fairy is quite resourceful and she will find you anywhere. HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled...
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DSM3103
I searched and searched for a special card with just the right words not too mean or silly or nice or mushy. Then I finally found this one. (Inside) I love you more than anything... EVER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA...
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DSM3105
I've heard about people like you who look fabulous on their birthday, but won't go out to celebrate like a normal person because now they're "too old" ... (Inside) Well, you need to drag your whiny little hiney out and have some...
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DSM3108
Instead of being sad about turning another year older on your Birthday... (Inside) Just try to imagine you're waking up on the morning of the very first day of a brand new year that's never happened before! HAPPY BIRTHDAY •...
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DSM3109
You want to meet someone who is smart and happy and interesting and about to turn 1 year older? (Inside) Well, Hello, "Old Person" HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM3116
Everyone was so proud to hear you admit to turning 40 this year! We even composed a special cheer just for you... (Inside) Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM3115
So, for your birthday this year, how 'bout if you just throw caution to the wind... (Inside) ...forgot about your "age" and fluff your feathers. But whatever you do... ave some crazy, awesome fun!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in...
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DSM3122
It's time for your birthday again, but this year I really do wish that you would remember... (Inside) The last time you told me how old you were, I laughed so hard I hurt myself, so please try to be more thoughtful this time. HAPPY...
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DSM3156
I read somewhere that going bra-less can pull all the wrinkles gotta your face and neck... (Inside) Cheap facelift, sure, but perhaps a little shocking for the rest of society? HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA •...
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DSM3143
Sometimes, stuff that's old eventually becomes a gorgeous antique... (Inside) ...and some old stuff is just crap. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU GORGEOUS ANTIQUE!! • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM3128
Well, here it is your Birthday again, and as a dear and trusted friend, I feel I should support whatever age you wish to claim this time around... (Inside) ...because you know you can always count on me to lie for you in any situation...
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DSM3124
Somebody's having another Birthday... (Inside) Yeah!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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Birthdays
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA