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DSM 1408
There is something very important I want to share with you about growing older... (Inside) Oh, CRAP!! (I totally spaced what I was going to tell you...) HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1200
"There's lots of things that grown-ups just don't understand..." (Inside) "...but nobody needs to worry about that with you, 'cuz now that you're an old fart you understand just about everything!"...
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DSM 1114
Somebody's having a birthday - which means they're another year older, maybe a little deeper in debt, with a few more wrinkles and maybe some more gray hairs, too... (Inside) ...really sucks to be...
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DSM 1404
An attempt was made to figure out what you must have done in your life to get that old... (Inside) ...and shame, shame on you!!!!
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DSM 1403
The bad news is, it's your birthday again and you're old. But the good news is... (Inside) ...there's no more bad news! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1341
Thank you very much, but I am wearing my 'Big Girl Panties'... (Inside) ...it's just that sometimes they bunch up and make me look fat. I hate that. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1331
It is, after all, your birthday, so do what you want. And if anyone gives you a hard time about being old... (Inside) ...you just hit 'em with your cane. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1350
Getting to that stage in life when you aren't as active as you used to be? (Inside) (well, except for your bladder) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA &bul
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DSM 1312
Would'a called to wish you a Happy Birthday, "butt"... (Inside) ...kinda figured you might be busy celebrating. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1401
Here it is your birthday, and you're umpteen some odd years old! (Inside) (and we know that some of those years were a little 'odder' than others, don't we?) HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1509
It was old Shakespeare himself who said... "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." (Inside) Yeah, well; #1 - He was a man. #2 - He's dead. Wrinkles be damned!!! HAPPY BIRTHD
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DSM 1508
"I remembered that you didn't want to celebrate your birthdays anymore..." (Inside) "However, I am currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request." SO, HA, HA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Birthdays
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA