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DSM 1810
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists perfect age-old formula for a Totally Terrific Birthday: First, you start with booze. (Inside) And then, well, you can always add more booze... HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1808
Hey, You... don't look so glum! It's your Birthday, so why not CELEBRATE!? (Inside) Besides... on the bright side, you actually look pretty young for your height! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1056
Happy Birthday, to you!!! • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1740
Every day, and especially on your Birthday... it's so important to smell every flower, follow every rainbow, marvel at every sunset, and greet every sunrise with joyous anticipation... (Inside) ...because life is what happens to you while you're...
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DSM 1729
At our age, we should probably try to learn something new every day... (Inside) You know... to make up for all the stuff we forget now. (that way if we're lucky - we might break even) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1720
It's your Birthday... (Inside) ...again!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1722
Everyone's thrilled about your Birthday. (Inside) Yup. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1727
Since it's your birthday, I guess you can "do/think/feel/say" pretty much whatever you want. (Inside) As for me... well, I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. It's just easier that way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the...
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DSM 1746
Grammy always said "If you live long enough, yer gonna get old..." (Inside) Well, guess what happened! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1770
On their birthday, people are supposed to wake up a little older, a little grayer, and a little wrinklier. (Inside) ...but as it turns out, you really suck at all that. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1731
It was just the most amazing thing! There I was, all set to go shopping on your birthday... (Inside) ...when suddenly out of nowhere I felt the strongest urge to buy something for myself, instead! But, Hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!• Made in the USA •...
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DSM 771
Please have a... (Inside) HAPPY BIRTHDAY (oops, try again) Happy Everyday! (much better)
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Birthdays
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA