Includes 10 cards & 11 matching envelopes.
DSM1332: It's really great to have a friend like you to grow old with... (Inside) ...but you go first HAPPY BIRTHDAY DSM836: "Now, Clara, don't you agree that sex is much better than cake?" (Inside) "...what kind of cake?" HAPPY BIRTHDAY DSM1064: WARNING!!! Consumption of too much alcohol can cause you to wonder what happened to your bra! (Inside) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DSM1278: Your special bedtime Birthday Story: A long, long time ago, but not too very far away, you were born... (Inside) ...and now you're old. The End HAPPY BIRTHDAY DSM 1832: Good Friends... (Inside) ...way cheaper than a shrink!! DSM 788: In a way, friendships are kinda like a favorite bra... (Inside) They're hard to find, sometimes hard to fit; but once you find a good one... you don't ever want to give it up... DSM 1269: God didn't promise days without pain, or laughter without sorrow, or sun without rain... (Inside) ...but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way. DSM 1915: I will always remember how special your thoughtfulness made me feel. (Inside) Always. DSM 1300: We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die... DSM 873: A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen...