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DSM 1916
Recent studies have resulted in a redefined definition of success: (Inside) Success at 3 years old = not piddling your pants; 13 = having a friend 16 7/8 = having a drivers license 21 = getting to drink legally 35 = having money in the bank 50 =...
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DSM 1410
Instead of worrying about turning another year older on your birthday... (Inside) Just live your life so that every morning, when you plant your feet on the floor beside your bed, the devil gets a cold chill and says... "Oh, CRAP! She's awake!!!" HAPPY...
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DSM 836
"Now, Clara, don't you agree that sex is much better than cake?" (Inside) "...what kind of cake?"HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 867
It's time to put our "Big Girl Panties" on and just deal with it... (Inside) ...after all, it's just another Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM1610A
Every year about this time the Birthday Fairy leaves her lovely gifts of gray roots, creaky joints, and spotty memory. Inside: Vindictive Bitch. Happy Birthday
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DSM 1960
A True Friend comes for the party, but stays for the clean-up... (Inside) Thanks so much for being that person I can always count on, come fun or flood... and everything in between.• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1977
Sometimes it seems like the older I get... (Inside) ...the better I was! Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1511
"So, can you remember when pills weren't one of your major food groups?" (Inside) "Neither can I." HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1530
You and Me... We're gonna be friends until we're old and senile! (Inside) ...and then we'll be NEW friends. How great is that!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1616
Life is short; so be sure to forgive quickly, love truly, laugh at yourself... (Inside) ...and always remember the things that made you smile out loud.
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DSM1610
Every year about this time, the Birthday Fairy leaves her lovely gifts of gray roots, creaky joints, and spotty memory. (Inside) Vindictive old Bat. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1946
The definition of Irreplaceable: (Inside) You! Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA