Important Tips for Every Woman: •Find a man who will gladly help with housework and will keep a job. •Find a man who makes you laugh. •Find a man you can count on and who won't lie to you. •Find a man who loves you and will spoil you...
Dear Lord, I need some help with patience; and I probably need a little help with finances...
...but most of all, Lord, please help me to accept the many, many things that can't be fixed at the salon.
"Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..."
"Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."