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NEW 2020 Cards

  • DSM3535-Q - Birthday Card Front

    DSM3535-Q - Birthday Card

    "Hey, Birthday Person: Just remember that birthday cake isn't fattening as long as you rub it on both sides..."   (Inside) "...of your butt... HAPPY BIRTHDAY"   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3546-Q - Birthday Card Front

    DSM3546-Q - Birthday Card

    "So, the word is out that you've somehow devised a plan to avoid that whole Another Birthday = More Older."   (Inside) "But Hey, whatever floats your boat on your special day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"   • Made in the USA •...

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  • DSM3550-Q - Birthday Card Front

    DSM3550-Q - Birthday Card

    "Everybody Knows: if the Hubby is allergic to the cat, then you get rid of the cat."   (Inside) "...but what if the cat is allergic? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3554-Q - Birthday Card Front

    DSM3554-Q - Birthday Card

    "Another definition of sisters hearts forever linked, not by birth..."   (Inside) "...but by soul-to-soul contact. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3555-Q - Pet Sympathy Card Front

    DSM3555-Q - Pet Sympathy Card

    "Grampa says our pets are recycled souls sent to keep us company..."   (Inside) "...and to teach us about love. With Deepest Sympathy for the loss of your dear Friend."   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3562-Q - Birthday Card Front

    DSM3562-Q - Birthday Card

    "Sure...everybody knows you're all cool and hip now that you're older and wiser..."   (Inside) "But don't forget that I liked you way before that... like forever ago. So, there's that... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"   • Made in the USA...

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  • DSM3570-Q - Birthday Card Front

    DSM3570-Q - Birthday Card

    "It's reported that Iris was feelin' pretty darn sassy on her birthday, so much so that she lied about her age again."   (Inside) "Evidently, that whole lying about your age thing is a real 'thing' now, so you're good to go. HAPPY...

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  • DSM3577-Q - Anniversary Card Front

    DSM3577-Q - Anniversary Card

    "After all these years together, Honey..."   (Inside) "...you're still everything I know and treasure about love. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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