Quick view DSM 3003 ATTENTION!!! This is a card... not an email, not a text, not a tweet or a post... but a real card just for you! (Inside) 'cuz that's what friends do for really special friends like you. • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3004 Keeping our floors looking top notch requires a lot of elbow grease and dedication... (Inside) Oh, if only it were that easy to rub the calories off our butts. HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3005 - Anniversary Card Two people don't need to be a perfect match to have a wonderful marriage... (Inside) Thank Goodness we're perfectly wonderful together. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, HONEY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3015 On your Birthday you should go out and have some fun! Refuse to eat your vegetables, say a bunch of cuss words, buy some new shoes, get a speeding ticket... (Inside) You can always repent later. HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in... MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3022 "Sometimes, I'm really grateful that people can't hear what I'm thinking..." (Inside) Because I might be unemployed or divorced, or on my way to jail for plotting murder". • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3027 "Well, if you really want to celebrate your birthday all inebriated and carefree..." (Inside) "...then please don't forget to invite me!!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3030 Remember when we were kids who just couldn't wait to be all grown up? (Inside) Well, I'm not sure about you, but I don't remember signing up for a lot of this grown up "old" stuff. HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA... MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3031 - Anniversary Card As it turns out, surviving another anniversary together just requires a bit of "Mind Over Matter" ... (Inside) ... if neither of us minds how the other one looks after umpteen years of marriage... ...then it just don't... MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3033 You know, it really is amazing all the interesting things that come along with having another birthday like wrinkles, and baggy knees, wisdom and forgetfulness... (Inside) ...oh, and of course, there's oldness... HAPPY... MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3036 Since this life is really pretty short, it's probably advisable to eat the frosting first... (Inside) ...and leave no crumbs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3037 "Sooner or later we all find the Dogie Door to Heaven..." (Inside) "Thank you for loving me." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 3040 "Oh, you're absolutely right, Trudy, it is a darned good thing that men don't give birth..." (Inside) "...given their inherent inability to multitask, there's simply no way that any man could push and scream at the same time... MSRP: Was: Now: $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
